Barbara Johnson Funny Quotes

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand

- Barbara Johnson

Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears.

- Barbara Johnson

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand

- Barbara Johnson

Home, where I can look ugly and enjoy it.

- Anonymous

I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

- Russell Lynes

Monday? I swear it was Friday like five minutes ago.

- Anonymous

Yay, Monday!... Said no one… Ever

- Anonymous

I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's like 7 years in a row now.

- Anonymous

Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.

- Anonymous

Your secrets are safe with me, I wasn't even listening.

- Anonymous

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I'll shop.

- Anonymous

I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.

- Anonymous

Sometimes there's nothing to do until there's something to do.

- Joaquin Torres