Stephen Hawking Funny Quotes

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.

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Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks.

- Stephen Hawking

Whether you want to uncover the secrets of the universe, or you just want to pursue a career in the 21st century, basic computer programming is an essential skill to learn.

- Stephen Hawking

We should seek the greatest value of our action

- Stephen Hawking

Quiet people have the loudest minds

- Stephen Hawking

Without imperfection, you or I would not exist

- Stephen Hawking

One of the basic rules of the universe is that nothing is perfect. Perfection simply doesn't exist

- Stephen Hawking

People won't have time for you if you are always angry or complaining.

- Stephen Hawking

The past, like the future, is indefinite and exists only as a spectrum of possibilities.

- Stephen Hawking

It matters if you just don't give up.

- Stephen Hawking

Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.

- Stephen Hawking

Home, where I can look ugly and enjoy it.

- Anonymous

I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

- Russell Lynes

Monday? I swear it was Friday like five minutes ago.

- Anonymous

Yay, Monday!... Said no one… Ever

- Anonymous

I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's like 7 years in a row now.

- Anonymous

Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.

- Anonymous

Your secrets are safe with me, I wasn't even listening.

- Anonymous

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I'll shop.

- Anonymous

I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.

- Anonymous

Sometimes there's nothing to do until there's something to do.

- Joaquin Torres