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Terry Pratchett Funny Quotes



In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded

- Terry Pratchett



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In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded

- Terry Pratchett



Home, where I can look ugly and enjoy it.

- Anonymous



I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

- Russell Lynes



Monday? I swear it was Friday like five minutes ago.

- Anonymous



Yay, Monday!... Said no one… Ever

- Anonymous



I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's like 7 years in a row now.

- Anonymous



Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.

- Anonymous



Your secrets are safe with me, I wasn't even listening.

- Anonymous



My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I'll shop.

- Anonymous



I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.

- Anonymous



Sometimes there's nothing to do until there's something to do.

- Joaquin Torres