Quotes > Russell Lynes Quotes > I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.





Is 'Fuck You' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time.

- Anonymous



Can you see the 'Fuck You' in my smile?

- Anonymous



I wish more people were fluent in silence

- Anonymous



It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste

- Anonymous



Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon

- Anonymous



I'm nice as fuck. So if you see me being mean to someone, they earned that shit

- Anonymous



Sorry honey, Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, Just like stupid falls out of yours.

- Anonymous



Sarcasm, Because murder charges are expensive

- Anonymous



People who reply to my sarcasm with sarcasm are my favorite.

- Anonymous



I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words

- Anonymous



Sometimes there's nothing to do until there's something to do.

- Joaquin Torres



People who tolerate me on a daily basis... They're the real Heroes

- Anonymous



My opinion offended you? You should hear what I keep to myself

- Anonymous



I wish life was as simple as Calculus

- Anonymous



Introverts - Unite separately in your own homes

- Anonymous



Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

- Anonymous



I don't have a problem with anger. I have a problem with idiots.

- Anonymous



Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

- Yogi Berra