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Top 23 Sarcastic Quotes (Image Quotes)

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Top 23 Sarcastic Quotes (Image Quotes)



It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste

- Anonymous



Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon

- Anonymous



I'm nice as fuck. So if you see me being mean to someone, they earned that shit

- Anonymous



Sorry honey, Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, Just like stupid falls out of yours.

- Anonymous



Sarcasm, Because murder charges are expensive

- Anonymous



People who reply to my sarcasm with sarcasm are my favorite.

- Anonymous



I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words

- Anonymous



I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here

- Anonymous



I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

- Russell Lynes



Sarcasm – the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it

- Anonymous



I’m not sarcastic. I’m just beyond your understanding.

- Anonymous



Sarcasm: because beating the crap outta people is illegal.

- Anonymous



I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.

- Anonymous



Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either

- Anonymous



You sound better with your mouth closed.

- Anonymous



Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

- Anonymous



Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

- Anonymous



I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

- Anonymous



Common sense is something that everyone needs, few have, and none think they lack

- Benjamin Franklin



I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today

- Anonymous



Are you always so stupid or is today a special ocassion?

- Anonymous



SARCASM the witty will have fun, but the STUPID won't get it!

- Anonymous