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Top 17 Sarcastic Quotes


I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

- Russell Lynes

Sarcasm – the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it

- Anonymous

I’m not sarcastic. I’m just beyond your understanding.

- Anonymous

Sarcasm: because beating the crap outta people is illegal.

- Anonymous

I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.

- Anonymous

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either

- Anonymous

You sound better with your mouth closed.

- Anonymous

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

- Anonymous

Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

- Anonymous

I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

- Anonymous

Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon

- Anonymous

Common sense is something that everyone needs, few have, and none think they lack

- Benjamin Franklin

I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today

- Anonymous

Are you always so stupid or is today a special ocassion?

- Anonymous

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste

- Anonymous

SARCASM the witty will have fun, but the STUPID won't get it!

- Anonymous

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question

- Anonymous