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Top 26 Short funny Quotes

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Top 26 Short funny Quotes



I wish life was as simple as Calculus

- Anonymous



Introverts - Unite separately in your own homes

- Anonymous



I don't have a problem with anger. I have a problem with idiots.

- Anonymous



Is 'Fuck You' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time.

- Anonymous



I wish more people were fluent in silence

- Anonymous



Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

- Yogi Berra



Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

- Yogi Berra



Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.

- Neil Gaiman



Of course, I talk to myself... Sometimes I need expert advice

- Anonymous



Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon

- Anonymous



How many selfies does it take to get to the center of attention?

- Anonymous



Follows Diet. Diet doesn’t Follow back. Unfollows diet

- Anonymous



A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand

- Barbara Johnson



In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded

- Terry Pratchett



I've got a sense of humor. I'm a funny guy.

- Daryl Hall



Yay, Monday!... Said no one… Ever

- Anonymous



I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.

- Anonymous



You sound better with your mouth closed.

- Anonymous



Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

- Anonymous



Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

- Anonymous



Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

- Anonymous



I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

- Anonymous