I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today

- Anonymous

Are you always so stupid or is today a special ocassion?

- Anonymous

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste

- Anonymous

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either

- Anonymous

I Saw Two Guys Wearing Matching Outfits and Asked If They Were Gay? They Arrested Me

- Anonymous

SARCASM the witty will have fun, but the STUPID won't get it!

- Anonymous

When nothing is going right, go left.

- Anonymous

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles

- Anonymous

4 out 3 people struggle with math

- Anonymous

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!

- Billy Connolly

You don’t die from a broken heart. You only wish you did

- Anonymous

A heart doesn’t have to stop beating to be dead.

- Anonymous

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new beginnings, new opportunities

- Patti Roberts

I think about you. But I don't say it anymore

- Marguerite Duras

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime

- Bette Davis

A broken heart bleeds tears

- Steve Maraboli

The most important investment you can make is in yourself

- Warren Buffett

I am not a businessman, I am an artist

- Warren Buffett

You know ... you keep doing the same things and you keep getting the same result over and over again.

- Warren Buffett

In the world of business, the people who are most successful are those who are doing what they love.

- Warren Buffett

Wisdom begins in wonder.

- Socrates

Fear is pain arising from the anticipation of evil.

- Aristotle