I wish I was kissing you instead of missing you.

- Anonymous

Stop worrying how it's going to happen and start believing that it will.

- Anonymous

Focus on the step in front of you, not the whole staircase

- Anonymous

Knowledge is being aware of what you can do. Wisdom is knowing when not to do it.

- Anonymous

Your secrets are safe with me, I wasn't even listening.

- Anonymous

A Bad Attitude Is Like A Flat Tire, You Can't Go Anywhere Until You Change It

- Anonymous

Yay, Monday!... Said no one… Ever

- Anonymous

Don't look back, You're not going that way.

- Anonymous

You can't pour from an empty cup. Take care of yourself first.

- Anonymous

Time and tide wait for none.

- Anonymous

Don't wait for opportunity, Create it

- Anonymous

Never give up. Great things take time. Be patient.

- Anonymous

I Saw Two Guys Wearing Matching Outfits and Asked If They Were Gay? They Arrested Me

- Anonymous

Sarcasm – the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it

- Anonymous

I’m not sarcastic. I’m just beyond your understanding.

- Anonymous

Sarcasm: because beating the crap outta people is illegal.

- Anonymous

I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.

- Anonymous

Find your patience before I lose mine.

- Anonymous

Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.

- Anonymous

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

- Anonymous

I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.

- Anonymous

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either

- Anonymous